I was going to write my lesson plan for school tomorrow, but I was inspired by another love/hate list to write a love/hate list instead.
I love having a clean apartment.
I hate cleaning.
I love watching people.
I hate when my Facebook “friends” post photos of their pregnant bellies.
I love tonguing my canker sores and dousing my wounds in hydrogen peroxide.
I hate even holding a piece of chalk.
I love American seafood.
I hate Ukrainian seafood.
I love sniffing at the insides of old books.
I hate a film the moment Russell Crowe shows his face in it.
I love how calm the faces of people in airplane safety manuals are.
I hate ballpoint pens.
I love jello, and I love meat.
I hate holodets.